Have you ever hoped that someone would call you after you stopped dating they dumped you? Or that maybe you would run into each other when you are fifty-five pounds lighter and all kinds of smoking hot?
Having recently experienced all of the above, I can safely say, “What the fuck was I thinking?!” I don’t want him to want me! Of course he didn’t deserve me. There was no need to speak with him to realize that he is a dope. I proved that to myself by seeing him from a distance and hiding on the toothpaste aisle.
OMG. Your labels make me laugh. As did this post! Hilarious. And true.
Nothing is as funny as running into your next stalker!
i’ve hidden in the toothpaste aisle before too. sorry to hear about your runin.
I’m just glad he didn’t see me!
Ha … yeah I’d hide too. There’s no reason to go back there. I bet it’d be all kinds of awkward.
I always hide in the diaper aisle when I’m avoiding someone at the grocery store. And then I worry that if they still happen to see me they’ll see me in the damn diaper aisle.
I’m glad that you didn’t want him to see you!!
Glad you realized he is a fucktard without having to get within range. That is always for the best.
I don’t think I’ve ever hidden from anyone at the grocery store but at least I know how to do it now. Good tips and I LOVE the labels
I’ve been on the recieving end of this kind of thing before and it is bizarre. A girl that I’d dated had shown up on my doorstep to tell me that she was getting married and wanted to show me how good she looked. This was like six years after we had dated and that was only for about a month.
I was happy for her but wanted her to move along.
Airam,
Uh huh!
ARM,
There are diapers on the toothbrush aisle!
Logophile,
Oh goodness, is he ever. And thank you!
The Grunt,
Yikes! That’s just what I want to avoid.
You really are all kinds of smoking hot. I love your haircolor! I like pretending that I just don’t see them when I spot someone I used date. Or co-workers. They’re fun to ignore as well.
I like ARM’s suggestion of hiding in the diaper aisle. What kind of man hangs out in the diaper aisle anyways? And if he sees you there he’ll assume you’ve got kids (maybe one of his). You’ve got mad label making skills.
Burr-ee-toe,
Thank you very much! I happen to be loving my red hair!
I hear you on the co-worker avoidance.
egan,
An adult baby?
Now I totally want to dye my hair. Not red of course, because I’m mexican and that’s about as natural as blonde hair on my people.
And Raggedy Ann red is totally natural on pasty white mutts!
Did you call me an “adult baby”? I like it very much.
I had a milkshake once. It didn’t bring anything to the yard. My life is sad.
I think Egan owes me a dollar.
Raggedy Ann red is hot on you. I don’t care how unnatural it is. But seriously, how funny would it look on me with my curly hair?
egan,
I meant that the kind of man who didn’t have kids and hung out on the diaper aisle was an adult baby…but you seem to be pretty happy with the label. Funny, I thought you were more of the furry type. No? Educate me, dammit!
Nick,
I thought you were going to say your milkshake brought Egan to the yard.
Burr-ee-toe,
Okay, Raggedy Ann red might not be your thing but you could totally do a burgandy tone. It would look hot with your curls! Curls just make color prettier. Speaking of which, my new hot rollers arrived today from amazon!
I am so sorry Pants! My ex run in karma must have rubbed off on you during dinner!
Damn you! Naw, you know I love you. I just wish loving you wasn’t infectious.
DO NOT GIVE AWAY MY SECRET! I need another 25 year old cowboy with a 6 pack this weekend!
Uh oh, have you been directing your hot meat to my anonymous blog before you devour them?
Is there a difference between hot meat and young stud?
Why can’t I stop giggling at this…
oh man, I’ve wished for this exactly. Except when it actually happened, I was out in the street fighting with my new boyfriend and probably did not look smokin hot at all
that’s why I joined Facebook heh