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I Can’t Help Myself

July 17th, 2007 · No Comments


I am addicted to creating motivational posters.

Categories:I stopped playing tetris to make this, fresh as a daisy, where's my medicine?
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  • ARM // Jul 17, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    This is what I told my grandmother after she told me that my period was “gift”.

  • Übermilf // Jul 17, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    it sucks and it’s horrible.

    And then they put your tits in a panini press and tell you it’s for your own good.

    And childbirth.

    And the after-childbirth.

    And the migraines, and the thyroid, and all the rest of the hormonal bullshit.

    And then, menopause!

    I cry foul, foul, foul!

  • mark // Jul 17, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    Have you ever thought of the alternative? Well OK then. Mark is no expert on this subject. I do enjoy looking at your flower though.

  • Michelle // Jul 17, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    exactly what i am feeling at this very moment. Dammit.

  • egan // Jul 17, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Ubie paints a lovely picture doesn’t she?

  • Sister Mary Lisa // Jul 17, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    Ubermilf: And then the docs tell you you’re not qualified to decide whether or not it’s necessary to take out your uterus. You have to add ADDITIONAL problems to the ones you described in order to be allowed to remove your uterus.

    Ms. Pants has it totally right. Where can I buy my poster, supersized?

  • Airam // Jul 18, 2007 at 2:51 am

    Oh God I can’t stop laughing at ubermilf!!

    I do love the inspirational words though …

    stupid Eve eating that apple.

  • The Grunt // Jul 18, 2007 at 5:57 am

    I’ll take my deficient “Y” chromosome, thank you very much.

  • sprizee // Jul 18, 2007 at 11:56 am

    That’s what I like about you.

  • brookelina // Jul 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    I feel better now.

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    ARM,
    I heard that same “gift” crap. I think we should have an on/off procreation switch.

    Übermilf,
    Oh my god, I can’t wait to have kids.

    mark,
    I really hope you’re not giving me advice about my period or making creepy jokes about my privates.

    Michelle,
    Dammit it all to hell.

    egan,
    If only you could experience the joy and wonder of bleeding every month. Don’t be so jealous!

    Sister Mary Lisa,
    I just printed one out and displayed it in my cubicle.

    Airam,
    I love Ubie.

    The Grunt,
    Lucky.

    sprizee,
    So kind.

    brookelina,
    Glad I could be of service.

  • mark // Jul 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    I would never attempt to give you advice on this subject and I would never make a creepy jokes about your privates. I love and adore everything about refined women. I do have a little knowledge on the subject at hand. One of my ex-gal friends always swore that some passionate lovemaking the day her period arrived made her period shorter and more tolerable. She would call me up and say, “C’mon over, I need your help getting this damn thing started.” I felt like Sir Lancelot coming to the aid of a damsel in distress.

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 18, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    That sounds like advice.

  • Burr-ee-toe // Jul 18, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Umm… Mark sounds a little creepy. Make that A LOT creepy.

  • Curly Glamour Girlie // Jul 18, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Not to be smug, but ahhhhh…..I’m loving being knocked up right about now! But I live in fear of childbirth and what my body will result in afterwards.

  • Debby // Jul 19, 2007 at 1:09 am

    Loving that poster but I’m more into menopause is her way of saying Fuck You!!

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