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Too Much to Ask

July 10th, 2007 · No Comments

I am two weeks away from getting trashed at PF Chang’s and attempting seduction of the bartender who is so cute that he makes my face hurt.

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  • Curly Glamour Girlie // Jul 10, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    I know this has nothing to do wtih the cute bartender, but just saw an interesting article on Sprint’s customer service:

    http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/SprintDumpingCustomers.aspx

  • mark // Jul 10, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    That sounds like a very worthy goal and I wish you nothing but success. I hope he is very talented at performing oral. I hope the first words out of his mouth is “How would you like about an hour of great, non-stop oral sex?” I kinda like those lettuce wraps at PF Chang’s.

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 10, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    Curly Glamour Girlie,
    I obviously haven’t been complaining enough! :-)

    mark,
    I should clarify that by seduction I meant bake a cake and do each other’s hair.

  • Übermilf // Jul 10, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    Pants deserves happiness.

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 10, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    I heart you Ubie.

  • mark // Jul 10, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    Hey Pants, I wish you success in that endeavor as well. What the heck while you are at it you might as well ask the guy to perform oral sex on you for an hour or so. Just something for you two to do while the cake bakes and the hair gel sets. Dare I say, multi-tasking?

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 10, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Um, not everyone likes that.

  • sarahbellum // Jul 10, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    Two weeks is good. Bartenders are even better!

  • yournamehere // Jul 10, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    The PF Chang’s in the Summerlin area of Las Vegas had MODELS as hostesses. You almost didn’t mind the hour and a half wait.

  • mark // Jul 10, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    I never thought of that Pants. Im sure you will think of something to pass the time. You seem to be the resourceful type.

  • Airam // Jul 11, 2007 at 2:59 am

    Someone is so cute your face hurts?? Damn he must be really cute!

    And thanks for the b-day wishes!

  • ARM // Jul 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Two weeks? It should go fast!! Seduction of cute bartender should be fun!

    Your labels make me snort-laugh.

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    sarahbellum,
    I should take a picture of him with my phone for you!

    yournamehere,
    Our’s is similar…PF Chang’s must discriminate against hiring regular people.

    mark,
    Oh yes indeed.

    Airam,
    Hells yeah!

    And you’re welcome!

    ARM,
    Thanks!

  • Airam // Jul 11, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    M&M’s?!?!??!?!?!

    Ohhhh … I need more hours in the day just for these avatars!!!

    :)

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    That’s what work is for!

  • brookem // Jul 11, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    may the two weeks go by fast!!
    what happens then, anyway?

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 11, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    Who knows…but it may just be me getting wasted and feeling frustrated. :-)

  • egan // Jul 15, 2007 at 6:44 am

    Why have I not been reading your blog? Damn, this is a good post and the tags are some of the best I’ve ever seen. Nicely done Pants.

  • Melliferous Pants // Jul 15, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Probably because I’ve been a terribly sporatic poster.

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