Egan didn’t really make me do it but I like pretending he has forced me to do his non-meme.
List four pet peeves:
- Sprint
- cheap vodka
- cramps
- smoking while holding a baby
- dirty sponge
Top 4 boy names:
- John Wayne
- Ted
- Charles
- Jeffrey
Favorite hair product:
- Alterna
Potential favorite hair product, if only I could afford to buy it:
- Kérastase Mousse Nutri-Sculpt
Ways a woman can make me swoon:
- free hair products
- mad knitting skilz
- boobs
- pass off never worn size 9 shoes, must be cute
- suggest an excellent gynecologist
Ways a guy can make me swoon:
- excessive gas
- talk about his mother
- daisy dukes
- poop with bathroom door open
- drug use
Neat things I do everyday:
- walk quickly past my perverted neighbor
- refuse to pick up my mail
- play Tetris in the bathroom at work
- wash my hands
Term/expressions that annoy me:
- compliments
- menstruation euphemisms
- homophobic slang
- religious banter
Biggest fears in my life:
- my period
- eating ice cream that’s been covered with a layer of salt
- cubicle
- leggins’
- diarrhea
Shows I have on my TiVo ‘Season Pass’ I would have on TiVo ‘Season Pass’ if I were cool enough to own TiVo:
- Dexter
- National Geographic Explorer
- TLC’s What Not to Wear
- America’s Funniest Home Videos
- Law and Order (all series)
- Dog Whisperer
I need to learn how to count.
“Kérastase Mousse Nutri-Sculpt” Shit, me too! Anything that brand costs an arm and a leg.
So, I match 3 of the 5 things a woman can do to make you swoon. We barely know one another, but I thought I’d let you know that I have boobs (does size matter?), I can knit pretty good, and I have, like, a million family members in the beauty industry so I have all kinds of access to free hair shit.
We should totally go out.
i hate picking up my mail too, and i love me some good hair products.
If you are up for a threesome, count me in. I too hate cheap vodka. At the very least I want Absolute and my favorite is from a small producer called “Shakers.” It is like “cock in a bottle” because of the effect it has on me. Well that and a twist of lemon.
brookem,
My mail man gets so mad at me sometimes that he crumples my mail into my mail box. My anti-mail habits got much worse when I had a terrible date with a “interesting” mail man.
mark,
Is your name really Mark? How do you know what cock in a bottle tastes like?
i have had the same problem with the mail! (the shoving it in there, crumpled up. no bad mailman dates as of yet!)
thanks for stopping by my triathlon blog! my “real” blog is at wordpress now, and i think you can get to it by that front page there on blogger still.
Yes dear, my name is mark. I guess maybe I should have said it is like “Viagra in a bottle.”
Darn, and I just tossed a bag of products to try to swap on Makeupalley.com
And I now have bigger pregnancy boobs.
So close.
brookem,
I found your “real” blog…I was just a little slow about it!
mark,
You sound a lot like someone I used to know.
Curly Glamour Girlie,
Ooh! Makeupalley.com could be my new favorite!
Melliferous Pants said… mark,
You sound a lot like someone I used to know.
Did you know this person in the “biblical” sense?
Do you have a blog?
I do not consider myself “blogworthy.”
It should be stated that I am not Mark, although I like his style.
You know what I hate? Someone smoking and drinking cheap vodka while holding a baby.
mark,
Have you been reading blogs for very long?
yournamehere,
Thank you for the clarification…how’d you know I was thinking that?
Though I didn’t mention it, I hate some smoking and drinking cheap beer while holding a baby.
Pants – Makeupalley.com is dangerously addictive! I’ve gotten some great stuff from swappers there!
Let’s see. I have been blog- crusing for about a year and a half. There are about six that I visit everyday or so. Yours is by far the best.
Curly Glamour Girlie,
I just swapped lip gloss with a friend! I had a discontinued Lancome gloss that she loved…so she brought three to trade for it!
mark,
Thank you. What are some of your favorites? I lasted about six months reading blogs before I started up.
I’m curious why you don’t create a profile to comment on blogs.
One of my favorites is Sister Mary Lisa. I think that is where I got connected to you. Hey I kinda like that phrase “connected to you.” Anyway, I love SML and I am also secretly in lust with her too. I love the way both of you write and the humor from both of you is refreshing. I love ex-Mo humor.
Ha, I’m so glad someone used my lame meme on their own blog. You make me laugh Pants. I think this Mark guy has a crush on you. Are we sure it’s not Todd?