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Who Wants Cake?!

June 25th, 2007 · No Comments

I made Kitty Litter Cake at the special request of a friend. Most people show up to parties with wine. I show up with food that looks like poop. Her family now calls me the Kitty Litter Lady. Yum-o!

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  • yournamehere

    Are you really a lunchroom lady, Pants?

  • Melliferous Pants

    We met for a drink…did I look like a lunchroom lady?

  • Curly Glamour Girlie

    That is wickedly funny. I had to pass it along to a friend of mine who would so make it!

  • Melliferous Pants

    Thanks! Even though it looks gross it’s really yummy.

  • egan

    Wow, that’s quite unappealing. Anything served in a cat box and with the sifter spoon is nasty too.

  • Melliferous Pants

    Oh come on! Aren’t you a monkey who may, or may not, throw poo? You wouldn’t eat kitty litter?

  • Melissavina

    That’s hilarious.
    I might end up stealing this idea and passing it off as my own. Is that okay?

  • Melliferous Pants

    That’s how I got it!

  • matty

    This is AWESOME — and a total work of art!!!

    I am filled with respect, jealousy, admiration and hunger all at once!!!

    …are the turds chocolate?

    oh, i do so hope they are/were!

    This is true artistry!

  • Melliferous Pants

    Thank you! ;)

    The turds are tootsie rolls! A few seconds in the microwave with a little turd shaping. I didn’t realize how much creativity I was lacking until I went overboard and creating twice the turds that the recipe called for.

  • Übermilf

    Now you’re a poopie Pants.

  • yournamehere

    No, you look nothing like a lunchroom lady. But that could be your cover…

  • brookem

    i love this idea! i want the recipe. meow!

  • Melliferous Pants

    Übermilf,
    I love making turds.

    yournamehere,
    You found me out.

    brookem,
    I linked to the recipe…it’s a lot of fun to make!

  • Sofi

    Pants – That’s awesome. My friend Glo , made the same cake for my birthday a copy of years ago.

    Did you shape Tootsie ROlls into turds? That’s my favorite thing about this cake. There’s nothing better than candy shaped poop

  • Melliferous Pants

    Sofi,
    Aw, that’s sweet that Glo made the same cake for you…funny, I knew you’d like it!

    I did shape Tootsie Rolls into turds…I enjoyed it more than is probably healthy.

  • egan

    Thanks, but no thanks Pants. My babboon stomach can’t handle this sort of food.

  • Melliferous Pants

    Hey, if you run into John Taylor would you tell him hello? I would love to accept the non-solution-solution of upgrade to handspring trio. As John said, I may not be able to use it at home, but I would have a handspring trio! YES!

  • The Grunt

    Love me some kitty litter cake. The clumps are the best part.

  • Sofi

    Forgive my suck ass typing on my earlier post. The street cleaners woke me up at an ungodly hour, and I still hadn’t recovered.

    Just wanted to say that your Tootsie turds look totally real, which really impresses me. My b-day is in a few weeks, so I’m hoping I can get someone to make this for me.

  • Melliferous Pants

    The Grunt,
    I used to think the clumps were the best part…then I started cat sitting.

    Sofi,
    I wish we lived closer, I would love to make it for you! But I don’t think that Kitty Litter Cake would ship very well. :-(

    I have excellent Tootsie abilities. Maybe the next time we’re in the promised land we can get together and make some candy poo?

  • Sysm

    They look kinda like the sand worms in “Dune.”

    I’d eat it.

  • sweetviolet

    another one for the vomit category?

  • Chris

    That is some scary looking cake! Here’s a link to an article from ABC news on how to get out of your cell phone contract…

    http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=7on_your_side&id=5059695

  • sprizee

    That cake is gross and I’m not easily grossed out. Good work!

    P.S. File Chris under AWESOME.

  • ARM

    I have seen this cake before in various forms and each one grosses me out. This one is, by far, the grossest version of this cake. I am a cake lover…but I could never bring myself to eat this. I think I’ve scooped too many cat poop boxes in my time.

    Oh, and I think this is the first time I’ve ever commented here, but HI!

  • mark

    This is about the funniest blog I have ever read. I have no idea how I found it but I have been laughing non-stop for about an hour. You have some serious writing talent AND I think I am in lust with you.
    I love this cake too. It reminds me of the time my sister made a “cock cake” for a bridal shower that she was hosting. This “cock cake” was about a foot and a half long and it looked just like the real thing. The gals coundnt keep their hands (and mouths) off it.

  • Brian

    I will assume that you didn’t learn to this in any homemaking meeting.

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