A father was holding his newborn baby while his wife tried on clothes (with their toddler) in the dressing room next to me.
The wife asked, “Honey, do you like? I think this is really cute.”
The husband dickhead replied, “Maybe with five more. It’s just like we were talking about before. If you weren’t so L-A-Z-Y with your E-A-T-I-N-G, it would fit.”
I quietly said, “Un-fucking-believable. What an asshole.”
I wish I had loudly said, “Spelling L-A-Z-Y might save your K-I-D-S from realizing what a P-R-I-C-K you are but it does nothing for the rest of us.”
And you say this woman spawned with this man not once, but twice?
Yes. I wanted to smash his head into the wall.
She should lose about 200 ugly pounds. Of husband.
What a loser. I’d definitely had said what you were thinking. Not only is it rude to her, it will certainly not be a nice example when those kids get older. I’m curious as to what the husband looked like. I always notice men who say things like that are always porkers.
what a complete jerk. that’s just awful. asshat.
I would have liked to make that comeback too. What a jerk – that poor woman. Grrrr…JP
He looked like a preppy douchebag.
What a complete and total fuck.
Ugh. Even worse. I’d have loved to have gotten on my phone (loudly) and said “Yeah, I’m at H&M and you wouldn’t believe what this guy is saying to his wife.”
Oh, he sounds like a keeper. She got so lucky.
H&M in NoCal? I did not know that, and it excites me. H&M is non-existent in Sobe. Another reason why I must leave.
Oh, and that dude is a dick. Soon enough he’ll be fat and bald with funky looking balls.
Well, was it true or not? Ha, just kidding. I saw the spelling bee thing was on TV recently. One of their words was episiotomy. I was stoked.
sarahbellum,
It’s reminders like this that make me feel secure for not marrying any of the fuckwits I’ve been involved with.
Curly Glamour Girlie,
Believe me, I’m kicking myself for not doing so.
Cookie,
I know! She’ll be able to learn and grow so much from being married to a supreme douchebag!
Sofi,
Oh yes! I heart H&M!!
I’m sure he’s just a few years away from a dicky doo.
egan,
Episiotomy? Ouch!
Of course the proper response to this is obvious: F.U.
Interesting blog.
Oh, that father/husband needs a swift kick to the curb!
…the things one must endure at H&M!
Do you think Madonna really wears that $79.99 coat?
What a dick! I hope he gets herpes.
On the surface, he sounds like a real winner (wiener?), but I wonder if there is a deeper story we are not privy to. Of course, the deeper story might just be “He really is a dick!”.
Greg, trust me. There is no deeper story that would excuse that guy’s words to his wife. He’s an asshat.