I prefer my rap with a hard beat, obscenities and dirty sex talk.
For those who prefer their rap with any of the following; Mormon history, BYU, genealogy, Jimminy Cricket, Donny and Marie. I suggest…
The Mormon Rap
I can’t believe I am related to people that spent their hard earned money on this crap at the church bookstore.
Special thanks to KXMO for the plethora of Mormon oddities.



Please forgive me for not clicking your link, i’m not sure I could handle it just yet…
my husband (who was raised mormon) contends that the rap is satire. he said the green jello salad and cub scouts thing confirmed it for him. the kxmo seems to be mostly satirical…thoughts? by the way it was hilarious one way or the other.
I believe your husband is correct but just because it’s satire doesn’t make it any less retarded…it’s so upbeat and goddamned chipper. (And they did really sell it at the church bookstore.)
Okay, I just listened to the Mormon rap and I think I might throw up. Is this real? Either way, it’s fucking horrendous.