Some pervy Yahoo! searcher found my blog through a “fucking and toileting” search.
I’m a multi-tasker. I often wander through my apartment while brushing my teeth but I never would have thought to combine “fucking and toileting.”
(If only my parents knew about my blog, they would be so proud.)
Also, pervy is from Russian Federation Zone 4. Is it just me or does that sound like a prison euphemism?
There should be some way to attach a bolt of electricity to the internet that would backtrack queries like that and crisp the guy.
Federation Zone 4 sounds like something from Escape From New York.
I just got it. Honey pants! Man, I am on the short bus.
EWWWWW, EWWWW, EWWWWW – enough said.