I have a few things to say in response to a recent angry comment. People can, and do, wear whatever they want. I realize why Old Navy sells plus size short shorts, it was a rhetorical question.
Yeah, I have some junk in mah’ trunk. I’m no skinny bitch. But I have enough sense of self to cover my jelly up. No one wants to see it and I sure as fuck don’t wanna show it. I’m doing what I can to get healthy again and I’m not gonna write about it on my blog like some pathetic Jennifer Weiner rip off.
You want to run around in a plus sized tube top and daisy dukes with your flabby ass hangin’ out? Be my guest. However, that may go against good taste. It’s my opinion there are some things we can all agree should be avoided:
- spandex as leisure wear
- vans without windows, or as my friend Contessa would say 1983 Chevy Molesters
- blindly accepting drinks from strangers
- hitchhiking
- coconut bikinis
- deep frying food in the nude
- white skirts, shorts or pants with dark colored panties
- socks with sandals
- dating men from the Megan’s Law website
- two words: CAMEL TOE
Your words should be law.
I absolutely agree with you about socks with sandals.
I would like to add one: If you aren’t taking tickets at a traveling carnival, do not wear a visor.
Tell me about it…hey I am a Lane Bryant shopper, I accept myself at all my sizes and there are many, just see my closet. But down here on the Pennisula at the Hillsdale mall, a new store has open. I believe their corporate mission statement is “Hey! Big girls can be sluts too!” Nothing but racks and racks of bad taste on girls of any size but worse on big girls like me.
thanks for the link back here buddy…brilliant…ever come across someone who says exactly what you feel sometimes, says exactly what you were going to write one, then you pop open a Blog and there it is..someone beat you to the punch?…I love the fact you constantly beat me to the punch
I wish I had your guts. I’ve spent too many years in retail, kissing butt, I guess.