Wouldn’t normally jump all over a Q&A type meme thing, but these tailor made questions came from Mr.viva las vegASS. A blogger, inadvertently after my own heart…he’s funny as all get out, I regularly laugh so hard I cry when I read him. And what was that? You like Family Guy and loathe Family Circus, too?!
1. I see from your blog you’re 29. Do you have anything major planned for the big 3-O? If so, what? If not, why not?
Nothing planned for the big 3-0, yet. But I have until February to figure it out. Maybe a trip to Vegas? Or a tattoo across the front of my neck that says “Who’s Your DADDY?” Birthday trips to Vegas always treat me well. I’ll soon be posting the story of my 28th birthday in Vegas, I’m pretty sure there are compromising photos of me posted somewhere on the internet from the casino surveillance room footage.
2. Explain in detail one thing, be it music, a hobby, an ex-, that you were really into back in the day, but now you can’t for the life of you remember what the fuss was all about.
My mothers fashion advice. Hello, perms? I’m lucky I stopped listening to her when I did, otherwise I might still be wearing large t shirts as dresses, gathered at the waste with a belt. A few years ago she gave me an electric blue, plaid, chenille, button down shirt. I left only the top button done and swayed around the living room. I looked like a fucked up combination of a soccer mom and Vato home boy.
3. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Explain your preference.
Milk. It tastes better. Not that I’d be refuse dark chocolate, I hear it’s supposed to be better for you. Sue me, I don’t always like what’s better for me.
4. Do you think Barry Bonds used steroids? Argue your case.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yes, since he admitted to it. While he didn’t admit to knowingly using steroids, he pushed it off on his trainer. The trainer told him they were nutritional supplements and Barry only knew them as “the cream” and “the clear.”
Oh puhlease, Barry!
What girl hasn’t been told that lie about “the cream” being a nutritional supplement?!!
5. The next time I’m vacationing in the Bay Area, can I crash at your place?
Only if you meet me for a drink while I’m in Vegas next month.
Of course I’ll meet you for a drink. Because of all of the casino surveilance cameras, Vegas is the world’s safest place to meet strangers.
My email is toddvegas@cox.net
Email me closer to the date of your arrival.
Sounds good. The plan is to be in Vegas the second weekend of August, I’ll email you when it’s confirmed…