Pants, pants, PANTS!

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July 12th, 2005 · No Comments

  • Why do days of the week underwear come in Monday through Friday with only one “Weekend” pair?
  • Why do clothes come with extra buttons?
  • Why do people who are hard of hearing sit at the back of the classroom?
  • Why do people take psych classes instead of getting a therapist?
  • Why do people disclose anger management issues in job interviews?
  • Why does Old Navy sell short ass fucking shorts in plus sizes?
  • Why do strangers tell me their problems?
  • Why do people stay after the natural ending of point of a conversation?
  • Why did my mother send me Why There Are No Good Men Left : The Romantic Plight of the New Single Woman when I was in a relationship?
  • Why does my creepy neighbor always have binoculars around his neck?

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  • Jenny

    Old Navy probably sells short ass shorts in plus sizes because enough plus sized women want to wear them that there is a good market for them. Or, they sell them because they have decided that plus sized women should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want. I’m guessing that you disagree… find a real issue to ponder you dumb bitch.

  • Anonymous

    Umm, harsh comment, huh? I think you’ve got a good point though…

    Clothes come with extra buttons so you can keep a button collection in your crap drawer that you will eventually throw away cause it’s too much trouble to figure out which buttons go with which clothes.

    ~tiff :)

  • Suzanne

    It is amazing that people (Jenny)have such pent up anger. We’re talking about shorts here…..let me remind you that there are about a ZILLION more important things to be upset about. GET OVER THE SHORTS!

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