This morning a random asshat threw something at my left rear window. I didn’t see who (or what) was thrown but it made a loud THUD. I wasn’t even on the freeway for more than two seconds before it happened. When I turned to look there were a ton of cars around and no one looked particularly guilty. Now there is a gaping hole in my window and glass EVERYWHERE.
God forbid one fucking year pass without a multitude of rotten shit happening to my vehicle. I’ve only had this car for a year, but I should have known better. The first incident happened after my car was only two weeks old…
- Keyed while camping at the Russian River.
- While out of town someone backs into my car and two little license plate screw circles are stamped into my rear bumper.
- Dinged by Bulgarian Ben opening his truck door COUNTLESS times.
- Some dickhead threw a CAR BATTERY off a freeway overpass and it shredded the corner of my front bumper.
Really, I should consider myself lucky the two incidents on the freeway didn’t involve my front windshield as my whiney ass, bitchy rant would be much more serious. But still, what the fuck?!!!
A friend at work just offered this pearl of wisdom, “Perhaps this is all happening because you aren’t Mormon anymore.”
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