Pants, pants, PANTS!

It tickles me that someone found my blog by googling Sunshine Biscuits LLC Address.

In the same spirit as my last Neurotic Pants letter… I am addicted to chapstick. I keep it everywhere. Yes, I am crazy. But good crazy. Mostly.

June 18, 2003
Bonne Bell, Inc.
P.O. Box 770349
Lakewood, OH 44107

Subject: Lip Smacker’s

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing you as a loyal Bonne Bell customer of 27 years, I have been using Bonne Bell products since I was a little girl. As an adult I continue to enjoy your products. I keep Lip Smackers hidden in little spots wherever I may need them; my purse, car, bed side table, my desk at work and home, my car, gym bag. Just in case the need should arise.

The reason I am writing is to express my unhappiness with the disappearance of my favorite Bonne Bell flavor, Passion Fruit. I am no longer able to find it and miss it greatly. The fruity mixture was excellent and have not found another favorite flavor since.

I have looked at your online catalog and in various drug stores in my area. Is the Passion Fruit Lip Smacker gone forever? I sure hope not!

Please contact me at your earliest convenience, I would love to find Passion Fruit Lip Smackers again!

Respectfully,

Melliferous Pants
Lip Smacker Master

All I got back was a stupid catalog, here spend more money on our other less than worthy products. BAH!