Pants, pants, PANTS!

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Oh, NONE Taken

June 11th, 2005 · No Comments

When someone says No offense, BUT…

It pretty much translates to prepare to be TOTALLY offended.

Is there a good way to take this?

You know that guy you dated? Yea, the one you were in love with. He has notoriously LOW standards.

I don’t go around saying No offense, but…

…I don’t date guys with dick-do’s.
…I can’t make it to your wedding because I don’t think you’ll make it as a couple.
…1984 called, they want their perm back.
…we can’t be friends anymore because you’re just too borderline for me.
…I can’t believe you’re 30, you look MUCH older.

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