Pants, pants, PANTS!

I wonder how the parents of reality TV show makeover subjects feel. Their children are so unhappy with the genetic makeup they’ve been given that they go to extreme lengths to fix themselves into something completely new.

So after these people fix themselves, what happens when they meet someone and fall in love? Is it false advertising? They may have changed their outward appearance but they’re still carrying the same genetic makeup. The genetic makeup they hated SO much they subjected themselves to horrible, painful, potentially life threatening procedures to get rid of.

What happens if they have kids? They’re going to pass on all those loathsome ugly qualities they hate about themselves. How do you explain that to a child?

You have mommy’s nose, well, mommy’s old nose. The ugly nose I hated so much I paid buttloads of money to get rid of for this new freakishly tiny nose.